Post by Leviathean on Feb 7, 2007 5:20:39 GMT -5
A new list of the 27 EFZ Masters, because netplay has expanded the world in which we play. It's mostly a parody from The Moonlit World. I've taken the idea and some profiles from Raven's necroed thread, but this list is specifically for #efz IRC channel. If you want to change a number, just post or something. You must be an active member of #efz to get a new number though.
Totally not serious here. Don't be offended, this is all for jokes.
The 27 EFZ Masters of #efz
The highest in rank and strongest of the #efz members. Note that some of these names are given by EFNet and aren't necessarily their real names. Here is a list of them today; half of them are currently undiscovered or lurking. Lower numbers are supposedly stronger overall. They say that most EFZ Masters can not be defeated by normal conceptual means (button-mashing).
1: UNKNOWN
Details unknown. World of Eternity's white loli. ty_eki's demonic servant. Because it possesses an absolute priority in mixups, it is considered to be one of the strongest. It copied its owner and started wearing blood-red.
2: Danchou
a.k.a. LastRaven. The first #efz member. The dark Raven of the World of Eternity. The Brigade Chief of SoCal. Currently planning more ranbatos and Alice Games. It is said that he will bring together all the #efz members to SoCal when he collects all the Rosa Mysticas and becomes Alice, but no one knows the truth. The Mai wielder who gave Blitzwing his powers.
3: The745
The Ultimate One. The slot is currently empty. Type-Netplay. The origin of EFZ, MBR, and IaMP netplay. Little is known except for the fact that it is a magical existence in Japan.
4: Zaido
One of the 5 billion remaining NayukiB users of today. He is also called Zaido of the Combo Video. Although he's a #efz member, he is a cooperator of the #meltyblood channel and makes videos for MBR too. The one who prevented the EFZ interest from falling, and became a #efz member himself by hanging around World of Eternity too long. Even after becoming an #efz member, he still hasn't changed his ways as a CV maker. As he appears in numerous web browsers, he takes casual players and corrupts them into EFZ fans (see Youtube for more info).
5: Seiken
a.k.a. VMan of Mana. A mutational life form that fell to Florida before AD. An aggressive Misaki with auto-guarding beyond our dimension. Controls an erosive reality marble, "Theory Valley". The previous #5 of the 27 EFZ Masters tried to fight it and got mixed up instantly. Since his original name was too long, it was given this silly name in place. Type-AIR. He is the strongest player in the Shoryuken world just by pure theory.
6: Db884
The Ice Lord. Locked in the impregnable fortress castle, "Alaskavania", with his eternal sparring partner Azwraith. Wields the dangerous cosplayer servant Mio. Using both range modes effectively was said to be an untouchable forbidden art, but he transcended that and became a legendary Mio in #efz. Previously ignored by most #efz members, the recent rebirth of Type-Netplay has allowed him to fight outside his castle walls and easily claim full status among the EFZ Masters. The #efz member who gave MetaFire and Akuun their powers.
7: L_K
a.k.a. Lovely Kitsune. Nicknamed the Starball Forest. An internet celebrity that absorbed EFZ through P2P and became an EFZ player. Its illusion-like power controlled Sayuri since 1.20 which was full of starballs. There is a legend that starballs would guarantee throws to those who blocked it. One could not even use Recoil Guard against these starballs because starballs varied from 1-4 hits. Terminated by Memorial 4.01 with Tasofro's help because starballs are now always 1 hit.
It looks like Danchou is the one who defeated the original Lovely Kitsune. The original Lovely Kitsune had a power to control Misaki's dashing kick -> throw loops.
9: ty_eki
The owner of UNKNOWN. The EFZ prince of the #efz members. A mix of a Japanese Player and an English Speaker. Senpai of Danchou in a way, but he normally looks like a twenty-something-year old male. The lord of loli and okizeme.
10: linalys
Nrvnqsr (lina) Chaos of SoCal. A cluster of Wakeups. Chaos that could become any character. One who can Wakeup using anything (DP, Super, Jabs, whatever). Taken in 666 Wakeups within him, each of them are his. Nrvnqsr is a word play--it adds up to 666 in the Hebrew numbering system. Uses the Reality Marble "Wakeup of Genesis", which always uses the Wakeup his opponents don't remember. It's supposedly so strong that trying to escape out of it is equal to memorizing an entire encyclopedia.
13: Chippzz
TATARI/Night of the Chippzz. The boss of Melty Blood Michigan. Long ago he was a fighting player. The more he researched the mysteries of EFZ, the more he found out that only defeat awaited his opponents. Thus his personality got corrupted and became a phenomenon known as Tatari (trick of ghosts/God). At a random location and time, he is able to take shape into people's fear/belief/rumor. That is the reason why so many exotic characters appear, from Lightsaber Rumi to White-Seifuku Ikumi who's a master of Blood Fu. Even Kanna wasn't able to completely kill him because a phenomenon can't be killed. Using Type-Netplay EX, opponents are able to turn him back from a phenomenon into an EFZ player.
14: cheatah
Master of the Frozen North. He outranks the 7 powerful familiars, the "Servants" of the GTA. Also known as "True Assassin cheatah". He has a status in the Tekken 5 community. Winner of every single Holy Grail War since its creation by Lev. Often uses the moe Reality Marble "Unlimited Snowbunny Works", a reactive armour which multiplies his mixup pressure tenfold.
15: woof
a.k.a. FANCY_MEL. He calls himself an artist. An #efz member with an unique taste. He is an combative and extroverted person, said to have the power of "teen angst". Refuses to call characters by their command names (eg. Mayu -> "hobo", Nanase -> "scrubsword", Shiori -> "frostberg"), and yet is still able to rein in their powers due to his strong attitude.
16: Blitzwing
a.k.a. YUKI-N. Lord of the Waterloo Mai. One of the more technical-magic people in #efz. Able to create puppets of himself which can be controlled remotely with magic, making it impossible to track his current IP without his help. Wields the demon sword Roukanken, a.k.a. the Tower-Watching Sword, said to be able to kill even loli bunny demons. Currently being sealed by the Waterloo Library. Today, he looks like a Kanon fan.
17: Lev
a.k.a. Leviathean. Lord of the Waterloo Mayu. One of the more professor-like people in #efz. A Touhou mage who became an #efz member. A traditionally-backwards EFZ player who believes players should just stop using IC cancels in their combos. He is in a rivalry with Blitzwing, who goes to the same university as him. The game of gathering the Canadian #efz members for the Holy Grail War was his suggestion. Predestined to adding info bit by bit to the Shoryuken wiki until the 1000th summer.
18: POPOIES
Knight of Annoyance. A player who just became an #efz member. Normally, #efz members only make quarrels within their own groups, but he is trying to hunt down all the other 27 #efz members. His willpower and quickness to challenge anyone at EFZ at any time of the day is number one among the #efz members. #efz members, being Key fans, are all calm, but apoytwiu is very close to being normal and he is a bit annoying at times. He fights using the demoralizing skills "Idle in Battle" and "afk". Surprisingly powerful when serious.
19: Akuun
The Multi-hit Alchemist. One who became an #efz member through IaMP research. He was an alchemist from one of the three doujin associations in North America, the GTA zone on the East Coast. As he reached closer to the source of IaMP, his mind was corrupted by Tasofro and he discarded his Reimu, becoming a rogue EFZ player. Barely surviving using a weak Akiko while being pursued by the Touhou Burial agency, he inherited Db884's Mio power and became a full #efz member.
20: o__o
a.k.a. nolo. #1 of the Spanish's Burial Agency. Chan cha chan. He used to be treated as a fighting God of Bolivia, however both his arms were torn off by people who feared his ability. He was saved by EFZ, and his arms were replaced by creating the imaginary Kaori and Minagi Demon Beasts in their place. His behaviour looks like that of a teenage AOLer: he is really friendly while spamming and overusing emotes. Although he has little understanding of proper etiquette and grammar, the other EFZ Masters tolerate him due to his beastly strength. One of the more powerful Masters.
22: TReusbuck
The Winged Descendent. In the fortified Japanese territorial expansion that is California, he is part of the ongoing power struggle that is the ranbato. He fights using the Kanna-Reincarnation Misuzu which he received (stole?) from his former EFZ Master Paris, and the robotic maid made by Melty Blood. Because he still has a Type-MOON side, the nerves on his right arm get destroyed every time he uses the Kanna-Reincarnation, and because he is an EFZ Master, his left arm decays every time he uses the robotic maid. This robot, Latent Type Mech-HISUI-chan, is fixed up by that sister who loves Hisui.
24: CR
a.k.a. ChronoReverse, Chuugoku. History unknown. The mystic blade of Vancouver. A Mai EFZ player who can even be described as the perfection of a killing technique. If it's an 1 match battle, he has an ability to almost certainly defeat his opponent using the sekert technique, "teleport into Final Memory". However, this also destroys his body as well (since the opponent won't fall for it again), and it takes several hundred matches for regeneration.
26: Finale
The NY Elite. The magical barrier surrounding his castle prevented all known types of assaults during peak hours. Apparently had the power of "Summon Maid", but was unable to control them properly afterwards. His current whereabouts are unknown, assumed terminated by the #meltyblood channel.
27: MetaFire
a.k.a. meta. The Silent Terror. #efz member of the Windy City. He created a labyrinth to protect his ideal servant, Infinite Range Mio. However he got trapped into his own labyrinth and he hasn't been seen for a few hundred years. A past student of Db884.
Un-numbered, mainly because I'm too lazy?
keo-bas
Uses Mayu. A good fighter, will be powerful with more experience.
Incognegr
Uses Shiori/Kaori/Mayu. Actually has Kaori dash-comboing going in netplay. Decent fighter.
TSHKN
Uses Akiko/Sayuri. Desynced a lot with me. Insufficient data for meaningful answer.
GoDSh0t
Uses Misaki. Good pressure, but is not used to human opponents.
XAQshinor
Uses Nayuki (awake). A strong player and a fast learner. Resides in New York, so might have similar connection issues as Finale.
Amoirsp
Uses Akane and Minagi. Has some combos going, needs more experience to be effective.
GreenTea
Uses Mizuka and Rumi. A decent fighter, and adapts quickly to play. Throws notes everywhere as Mizuka. Seriously, the most notes I've ever seen.
Dax
Uses Sayuri mainly. A decent fighter, is adept at reading the opponent's block strings and Recoil Guarding.
Totally not serious here. Don't be offended, this is all for jokes.
The 27 EFZ Masters of #efz
The highest in rank and strongest of the #efz members. Note that some of these names are given by EFNet and aren't necessarily their real names. Here is a list of them today; half of them are currently undiscovered or lurking. Lower numbers are supposedly stronger overall. They say that most EFZ Masters can not be defeated by normal conceptual means (button-mashing).
1: UNKNOWN
Details unknown. World of Eternity's white loli. ty_eki's demonic servant. Because it possesses an absolute priority in mixups, it is considered to be one of the strongest. It copied its owner and started wearing blood-red.
2: Danchou
a.k.a. LastRaven. The first #efz member. The dark Raven of the World of Eternity. The Brigade Chief of SoCal. Currently planning more ranbatos and Alice Games. It is said that he will bring together all the #efz members to SoCal when he collects all the Rosa Mysticas and becomes Alice, but no one knows the truth. The Mai wielder who gave Blitzwing his powers.
3: The745
The Ultimate One. The slot is currently empty. Type-Netplay. The origin of EFZ, MBR, and IaMP netplay. Little is known except for the fact that it is a magical existence in Japan.
4: Zaido
One of the 5 billion remaining NayukiB users of today. He is also called Zaido of the Combo Video. Although he's a #efz member, he is a cooperator of the #meltyblood channel and makes videos for MBR too. The one who prevented the EFZ interest from falling, and became a #efz member himself by hanging around World of Eternity too long. Even after becoming an #efz member, he still hasn't changed his ways as a CV maker. As he appears in numerous web browsers, he takes casual players and corrupts them into EFZ fans (see Youtube for more info).
5: Seiken
a.k.a. VMan of Mana. A mutational life form that fell to Florida before AD. An aggressive Misaki with auto-guarding beyond our dimension. Controls an erosive reality marble, "Theory Valley". The previous #5 of the 27 EFZ Masters tried to fight it and got mixed up instantly. Since his original name was too long, it was given this silly name in place. Type-AIR. He is the strongest player in the Shoryuken world just by pure theory.
6: Db884
The Ice Lord. Locked in the impregnable fortress castle, "Alaskavania", with his eternal sparring partner Azwraith. Wields the dangerous cosplayer servant Mio. Using both range modes effectively was said to be an untouchable forbidden art, but he transcended that and became a legendary Mio in #efz. Previously ignored by most #efz members, the recent rebirth of Type-Netplay has allowed him to fight outside his castle walls and easily claim full status among the EFZ Masters. The #efz member who gave MetaFire and Akuun their powers.
7: L_K
a.k.a. Lovely Kitsune. Nicknamed the Starball Forest. An internet celebrity that absorbed EFZ through P2P and became an EFZ player. Its illusion-like power controlled Sayuri since 1.20 which was full of starballs. There is a legend that starballs would guarantee throws to those who blocked it. One could not even use Recoil Guard against these starballs because starballs varied from 1-4 hits. Terminated by Memorial 4.01 with Tasofro's help because starballs are now always 1 hit.
It looks like Danchou is the one who defeated the original Lovely Kitsune. The original Lovely Kitsune had a power to control Misaki's dashing kick -> throw loops.
9: ty_eki
The owner of UNKNOWN. The EFZ prince of the #efz members. A mix of a Japanese Player and an English Speaker. Senpai of Danchou in a way, but he normally looks like a twenty-something-year old male. The lord of loli and okizeme.
10: linalys
Nrvnqsr (lina) Chaos of SoCal. A cluster of Wakeups. Chaos that could become any character. One who can Wakeup using anything (DP, Super, Jabs, whatever). Taken in 666 Wakeups within him, each of them are his. Nrvnqsr is a word play--it adds up to 666 in the Hebrew numbering system. Uses the Reality Marble "Wakeup of Genesis", which always uses the Wakeup his opponents don't remember. It's supposedly so strong that trying to escape out of it is equal to memorizing an entire encyclopedia.
13: Chippzz
TATARI/Night of the Chippzz. The boss of Melty Blood Michigan. Long ago he was a fighting player. The more he researched the mysteries of EFZ, the more he found out that only defeat awaited his opponents. Thus his personality got corrupted and became a phenomenon known as Tatari (trick of ghosts/God). At a random location and time, he is able to take shape into people's fear/belief/rumor. That is the reason why so many exotic characters appear, from Lightsaber Rumi to White-Seifuku Ikumi who's a master of Blood Fu. Even Kanna wasn't able to completely kill him because a phenomenon can't be killed. Using Type-Netplay EX, opponents are able to turn him back from a phenomenon into an EFZ player.
14: cheatah
Master of the Frozen North. He outranks the 7 powerful familiars, the "Servants" of the GTA. Also known as "True Assassin cheatah". He has a status in the Tekken 5 community. Winner of every single Holy Grail War since its creation by Lev. Often uses the moe Reality Marble "Unlimited Snowbunny Works", a reactive armour which multiplies his mixup pressure tenfold.
15: woof
a.k.a. FANCY_MEL. He calls himself an artist. An #efz member with an unique taste. He is an combative and extroverted person, said to have the power of "teen angst". Refuses to call characters by their command names (eg. Mayu -> "hobo", Nanase -> "scrubsword", Shiori -> "frostberg"), and yet is still able to rein in their powers due to his strong attitude.
16: Blitzwing
a.k.a. YUKI-N. Lord of the Waterloo Mai. One of the more technical-magic people in #efz. Able to create puppets of himself which can be controlled remotely with magic, making it impossible to track his current IP without his help. Wields the demon sword Roukanken, a.k.a. the Tower-Watching Sword, said to be able to kill even loli bunny demons. Currently being sealed by the Waterloo Library. Today, he looks like a Kanon fan.
17: Lev
a.k.a. Leviathean. Lord of the Waterloo Mayu. One of the more professor-like people in #efz. A Touhou mage who became an #efz member. A traditionally-backwards EFZ player who believes players should just stop using IC cancels in their combos. He is in a rivalry with Blitzwing, who goes to the same university as him. The game of gathering the Canadian #efz members for the Holy Grail War was his suggestion. Predestined to adding info bit by bit to the Shoryuken wiki until the 1000th summer.
18: POPOIES
Knight of Annoyance. A player who just became an #efz member. Normally, #efz members only make quarrels within their own groups, but he is trying to hunt down all the other 27 #efz members. His willpower and quickness to challenge anyone at EFZ at any time of the day is number one among the #efz members. #efz members, being Key fans, are all calm, but apoytwiu is very close to being normal and he is a bit annoying at times. He fights using the demoralizing skills "Idle in Battle" and "afk". Surprisingly powerful when serious.
19: Akuun
The Multi-hit Alchemist. One who became an #efz member through IaMP research. He was an alchemist from one of the three doujin associations in North America, the GTA zone on the East Coast. As he reached closer to the source of IaMP, his mind was corrupted by Tasofro and he discarded his Reimu, becoming a rogue EFZ player. Barely surviving using a weak Akiko while being pursued by the Touhou Burial agency, he inherited Db884's Mio power and became a full #efz member.
20: o__o
a.k.a. nolo. #1 of the Spanish's Burial Agency. Chan cha chan. He used to be treated as a fighting God of Bolivia, however both his arms were torn off by people who feared his ability. He was saved by EFZ, and his arms were replaced by creating the imaginary Kaori and Minagi Demon Beasts in their place. His behaviour looks like that of a teenage AOLer: he is really friendly while spamming and overusing emotes. Although he has little understanding of proper etiquette and grammar, the other EFZ Masters tolerate him due to his beastly strength. One of the more powerful Masters.
22: TReusbuck
The Winged Descendent. In the fortified Japanese territorial expansion that is California, he is part of the ongoing power struggle that is the ranbato. He fights using the Kanna-Reincarnation Misuzu which he received (stole?) from his former EFZ Master Paris, and the robotic maid made by Melty Blood. Because he still has a Type-MOON side, the nerves on his right arm get destroyed every time he uses the Kanna-Reincarnation, and because he is an EFZ Master, his left arm decays every time he uses the robotic maid. This robot, Latent Type Mech-HISUI-chan, is fixed up by that sister who loves Hisui.
24: CR
a.k.a. ChronoReverse, Chuugoku. History unknown. The mystic blade of Vancouver. A Mai EFZ player who can even be described as the perfection of a killing technique. If it's an 1 match battle, he has an ability to almost certainly defeat his opponent using the sekert technique, "teleport into Final Memory". However, this also destroys his body as well (since the opponent won't fall for it again), and it takes several hundred matches for regeneration.
26: Finale
The NY Elite. The magical barrier surrounding his castle prevented all known types of assaults during peak hours. Apparently had the power of "Summon Maid", but was unable to control them properly afterwards. His current whereabouts are unknown, assumed terminated by the #meltyblood channel.
27: MetaFire
a.k.a. meta. The Silent Terror. #efz member of the Windy City. He created a labyrinth to protect his ideal servant, Infinite Range Mio. However he got trapped into his own labyrinth and he hasn't been seen for a few hundred years. A past student of Db884.
Un-numbered, mainly because I'm too lazy?
keo-bas
Uses Mayu. A good fighter, will be powerful with more experience.
Incognegr
Uses Shiori/Kaori/Mayu. Actually has Kaori dash-comboing going in netplay. Decent fighter.
TSHKN
Uses Akiko/Sayuri. Desynced a lot with me. Insufficient data for meaningful answer.
GoDSh0t
Uses Misaki. Good pressure, but is not used to human opponents.
XAQshinor
Uses Nayuki (awake). A strong player and a fast learner. Resides in New York, so might have similar connection issues as Finale.
Amoirsp
Uses Akane and Minagi. Has some combos going, needs more experience to be effective.
GreenTea
Uses Mizuka and Rumi. A decent fighter, and adapts quickly to play. Throws notes everywhere as Mizuka. Seriously, the most notes I've ever seen.
Dax
Uses Sayuri mainly. A decent fighter, is adept at reading the opponent's block strings and Recoil Guarding.
