Post by Raven on Jun 6, 2005 23:11:43 GMT -5
parody from:
www.geocities.com/max3075/tsukihime/enc/vampire.htm
Dont read if you are easily offended
if you want to change a number or want current number (somethign cool like #7 the forest) just post or something
wtf is 27 EFZ fighters in USA
Since there are very few people play in USA. I made an joke about it that there are only 27 person who play EFZ in USA. Note that some of these names are given by me and aren't necessary their real nickname.
1/ Beasty Dogbitch Tenkenchild
Details unknown. KUNKUN the genius dog detective. Bellreisa's bitch. Because it possesses an absolute priority in loli fireball, it is considered to be one of the strongest. It copied its owner and started using Nayuki as his "joke character".
3/ Raven
Empty Number, The Crimson Raven
His only objective was to hunt down all the other EFZ fighters. For all these years since EFZ 1.00 was out, he has been fighting a lonely battle with CPU (since no one play EFZ).
5/ VMN
Type Mexico
A mutational life form that fell to Texa. An aggressive being with powers beyond our dimension. Controls an erosive reality marble "Theory Valley"
He is the strongest character in the Shoryuken world just by pure theory.
7/ The Kitsune of Lovely
Nicknamed LK. aka the Starball Forest. A internet celebrity that absorbed EFZ file thru P2P and became an EFZ player. Its illusion-like power controls the Sayuri since 1.20, and she is full of starballs. There is a legend that star balls will guarteed throws to those who block it.
he's usually hidden somewhere, but shows himself every year when it activates itself to big tournument like Epic or Evolution. All living beings who challenge this Sayuri are attacked by the sword-stick and all of its starballs. The #meltyblood channel tried to terminate it by sending in people like Linalys and Evospace but they have failed everytime. One can not even use RG against these starball because starball's hit can be from 1 hit to 4 hits.
It looks like Raven is the one who defeated the original Lovely Kitsune with the help of Curfew_Boy. The original Lovely Kitsune had a power to control Misaki's dashing kick > throw loops.
8/ Jay
Evo's "White" friend. Creates the Reality Marble called "Aruzi Summon". He likes to turtle.
9/ Bellreisa
The loli nekomimi vampire princess wannbe of EFZ fighters. Senpai of Raven in a way, but he normally looks like a 20ish year old male.
10/ Nrvnqsr(Nero) Linalys Chaos
A cluster of Wakeups. One who can wake up anything (dkp, super, jabs, whatever). The total wake up moves of his are 666. Nrvnqsr is a word play- it adds up to 666 in the Hebrew numbering system.
13/ Blood of the Gwyrgyn
Tatari. A theory fighter that said to be exists.
It was revealed in NoVA that he became a phenomenon that takes form of people's theories(like baiting bomb and counter RG).
16/ Master Chibi
Lord of the Black Wing. Currently being sealed by in NJ. Today, he uses Mizusu and like her crow.
19/ Zaido
A #R blood thirsty monster who plays doujin fighters. Once believed that he was save from the Church, but Raven spotted and hunt him down. His eye was also got eatten by the power up FFBeast. But somehow he manged to escape and hiding savely within his cave. Preparing for the next time FFbeast or Raven found him and trying to drink his eye juice in the distant future
20/ Gav Ino
#6 of the Garou community. Known as the FFD or "FFBeast". Vman's student. A collector of the EFZ replay. That's why he likes to stay near the replay kept by the The World of Eternity.
His appearance looks like a Korean Yao Ming. He used to be treated as a scrub in the doozin community. He had an ability of slam on the keyboard and drop his expensive laptop. However by people who feared his ability, all of his porn on his laptop got deleted. He was saved by a Vman who happened to pass by, and FFD became a EFZ fighter. His porn were replaced by creating the EFZ in its places. One of the Vman's M4, is Misaki become FFD's main. However, His Misaki got devoured by the forest of Starball. The trees got on top of it and covered its whole body, and it stopped moving.
He only reveals his home made T-shirt in front of Linalys and Evospace
His personality is like a wolf: he is sometimes really friendly while sometimes he can be really beasty. He ate Zaido that was suppose to go with give Linalys a box of eggroll, yet he's there to have an Alice game with Linalys. Although he is a otaku, the other EFZ player makes fun of him. He seems to used to play MBR and in love of Nero's deer. A fan of Raven. One of the older EFZ fighter.
According to what LK says, FFB has absolutely no way of defeating him.
21/ Taiji
Dota > Life. A EFZ player that lives in Dota world. he is always drunk (with powa in dota). For that reason, his power is considered to be low, but in reality he is one of the strongest. They say MMORPG are boundaries that a Fighting game player could never go into, but he overcame it. he is the only one who can use the ability of "Dash over psyclocke in MvC2" among the EFZ players. When he gets out of that online game mud pit, he sobers up and be able to use his true power.
he looks like an easy going drunk fellow. He is very good friends with PKL that they want to kill each other (in Dota because PKL talk too much shit on there).
24/ Mrhadoken
If it's an 1on1 battle, he has an ability to jizz on his opponent's keyboard/pad. However this also destroys his body as well (since he probably going to get beat up afterward), and it takes several decades for regeneration.
26/ Zalear
MC just want him to be some not important number so we picked #26 for him
EX/ Micheal Evo Roa
The Serpent of Evospace. Infinite Challenger. The #meltyblood channel does consider him cool, but he is unnumbered because other EFZ fighters thinks he mess up combo too many times
Everytime he was defeated he would just smile and play again without getting piss. He challenged 17 times already and fought an endless battle with Raven. Few weeks ago he was defeated by the joint force of Linalys and Raven.
Every matches eh either sucks or he get really lucky.
Unnumbered(to be add later):
Pick a god damn number already FFBeast
www.geocities.com/max3075/tsukihime/enc/vampire.htm
Dont read if you are easily offended
if you want to change a number or want current number (somethign cool like #7 the forest) just post or something
wtf is 27 EFZ fighters in USA
Since there are very few people play in USA. I made an joke about it that there are only 27 person who play EFZ in USA. Note that some of these names are given by me and aren't necessary their real nickname.
1/ Beasty Dogbitch Tenkenchild
Details unknown. KUNKUN the genius dog detective. Bellreisa's bitch. Because it possesses an absolute priority in loli fireball, it is considered to be one of the strongest. It copied its owner and started using Nayuki as his "joke character".
3/ Raven
Empty Number, The Crimson Raven
His only objective was to hunt down all the other EFZ fighters. For all these years since EFZ 1.00 was out, he has been fighting a lonely battle with CPU (since no one play EFZ).
5/ VMN
Type Mexico
A mutational life form that fell to Texa. An aggressive being with powers beyond our dimension. Controls an erosive reality marble "Theory Valley"
He is the strongest character in the Shoryuken world just by pure theory.
7/ The Kitsune of Lovely
Nicknamed LK. aka the Starball Forest. A internet celebrity that absorbed EFZ file thru P2P and became an EFZ player. Its illusion-like power controls the Sayuri since 1.20, and she is full of starballs. There is a legend that star balls will guarteed throws to those who block it.
he's usually hidden somewhere, but shows himself every year when it activates itself to big tournument like Epic or Evolution. All living beings who challenge this Sayuri are attacked by the sword-stick and all of its starballs. The #meltyblood channel tried to terminate it by sending in people like Linalys and Evospace but they have failed everytime. One can not even use RG against these starball because starball's hit can be from 1 hit to 4 hits.
It looks like Raven is the one who defeated the original Lovely Kitsune with the help of Curfew_Boy. The original Lovely Kitsune had a power to control Misaki's dashing kick > throw loops.
8/ Jay
Evo's "White" friend. Creates the Reality Marble called "Aruzi Summon". He likes to turtle.
9/ Bellreisa
The loli nekomimi vampire princess wannbe of EFZ fighters. Senpai of Raven in a way, but he normally looks like a 20ish year old male.
10/ Nrvnqsr(Nero) Linalys Chaos
A cluster of Wakeups. One who can wake up anything (dkp, super, jabs, whatever). The total wake up moves of his are 666. Nrvnqsr is a word play- it adds up to 666 in the Hebrew numbering system.
13/ Blood of the Gwyrgyn
Tatari. A theory fighter that said to be exists.
It was revealed in NoVA that he became a phenomenon that takes form of people's theories(like baiting bomb and counter RG).
16/ Master Chibi
Lord of the Black Wing. Currently being sealed by in NJ. Today, he uses Mizusu and like her crow.
19/ Zaido
A #R blood thirsty monster who plays doujin fighters. Once believed that he was save from the Church, but Raven spotted and hunt him down. His eye was also got eatten by the power up FFBeast. But somehow he manged to escape and hiding savely within his cave. Preparing for the next time FFbeast or Raven found him and trying to drink his eye juice in the distant future
20/ Gav Ino
#6 of the Garou community. Known as the FFD or "FFBeast". Vman's student. A collector of the EFZ replay. That's why he likes to stay near the replay kept by the The World of Eternity.
His appearance looks like a Korean Yao Ming. He used to be treated as a scrub in the doozin community. He had an ability of slam on the keyboard and drop his expensive laptop. However by people who feared his ability, all of his porn on his laptop got deleted. He was saved by a Vman who happened to pass by, and FFD became a EFZ fighter. His porn were replaced by creating the EFZ in its places. One of the Vman's M4, is Misaki become FFD's main. However, His Misaki got devoured by the forest of Starball. The trees got on top of it and covered its whole body, and it stopped moving.
He only reveals his home made T-shirt in front of Linalys and Evospace
His personality is like a wolf: he is sometimes really friendly while sometimes he can be really beasty. He ate Zaido that was suppose to go with give Linalys a box of eggroll, yet he's there to have an Alice game with Linalys. Although he is a otaku, the other EFZ player makes fun of him. He seems to used to play MBR and in love of Nero's deer. A fan of Raven. One of the older EFZ fighter.
According to what LK says, FFB has absolutely no way of defeating him.
21/ Taiji
Dota > Life. A EFZ player that lives in Dota world. he is always drunk (with powa in dota). For that reason, his power is considered to be low, but in reality he is one of the strongest. They say MMORPG are boundaries that a Fighting game player could never go into, but he overcame it. he is the only one who can use the ability of "Dash over psyclocke in MvC2" among the EFZ players. When he gets out of that online game mud pit, he sobers up and be able to use his true power.
he looks like an easy going drunk fellow. He is very good friends with PKL that they want to kill each other (in Dota because PKL talk too much shit on there).
24/ Mrhadoken
If it's an 1on1 battle, he has an ability to jizz on his opponent's keyboard/pad. However this also destroys his body as well (since he probably going to get beat up afterward), and it takes several decades for regeneration.
26/ Zalear
MC just want him to be some not important number so we picked #26 for him
EX/ Micheal Evo Roa
The Serpent of Evospace. Infinite Challenger. The #meltyblood channel does consider him cool, but he is unnumbered because other EFZ fighters thinks he mess up combo too many times
Everytime he was defeated he would just smile and play again without getting piss. He challenged 17 times already and fought an endless battle with Raven. Few weeks ago he was defeated by the joint force of Linalys and Raven.
Every matches eh either sucks or he get really lucky.
Unnumbered(to be add later):
Pick a god damn number already FFBeast
